1. Tequila shots? Hell no!
2. I’ll have a steak, please. Make it bloody.
3. Eleni has really good taste in music.
4. A woman cannot be smart and pretty or good and exciting at the same time.
5. Ice-cream for breakfast? Are you insane?
6. Staying in bed all day watching Friends is a waste of time.
7. I’m comforted by the fact that I can always rely on a man.
8. I am going to wash my dishes as soon as I’ve eaten.
9. I broke a nail? Oh well!
10. Trilbies, brogues and ties are only for men.
11. Dancing makes me feel dead inside.
12. Only freaks write poems while clubbing.
13. Next year I’m going to dress up as a sheep for carnival!
What would YOU never say?
(Editor’s Note: For someone who self-reflects to such a ridiculous extent, Alexia was remarkably inept at thinking of all these things. Quite accidentally -and annoyingly easily- Hope did most of the work for her. She says: “Thank you for knowing me so well! And you have can my condolences as well”.)
Alexia Roumanas, Writing 
Awesome. Also, #3? Your face has crappy taste in music.
Haha! Just saw the Ed’s note.
You are inept. 🙂
I’ll never drink again.
Exercise is so much fun!!!
Things I WILL say: I’m sure there’s a lot more where that came from. You may have inspired me to do a full post on this myself!!!
I never say never. 😉
This is an inspirational post.
Mine would probably start. “Don’t worry I can take that drug test for you.”
and end with.
“Until Death Do Us Part”
I like dogs better!
I have no idea what I said to warrant this!
(It’s a thing I would never say.)
Sometimes I suspect that maybe I’m not all that bright…
i want to hang out with you guys!
(i mean, thats not something i would ever say)
what will happen when 365 is up?!
i mean never
I’ll be able to go back to writing poetry only when I damn well feel like it. Every day, just before midnight, I’m all: shit! What crap can I regurgitate that will be witty and pretty and deep?
And sometimes it works.
Come to Greece, woman! You can stay with me: we’ll spend the days writing, watching murder series and drinking wine.
Now I’m hahahahaing over here 🙂