1. Tequila shots? Hell no!
2. I’ll have a steak, please. Make it bloody.
3. Eleni has really good taste in music.
4. A woman cannot be smart and pretty or good and exciting at the same time.
5. Ice-cream for breakfast? Are you insane?
6. Staying in bed all day watching Friends is a waste of time.
7. I’m comforted by the fact that I can always rely on a man.
8. I am going to wash my dishes as soon as I’ve eaten.
9. I broke a nail? Oh well!
10. Trilbies, brogues and ties are only for men.
11. Dancing makes me feel dead inside.
12. Only freaks write poems while clubbing.
13. Next year I’m going to dress up as a sheep for carnival!
What would YOU never say?
(Editor’s Note: For someone who self-reflects to such a ridiculous extent, Alexia was remarkably inept at thinking of all these things. Quite accidentally -and annoyingly easily- Hope did most of the work for her. She says: “Thank you for knowing me so well! And you have can my condolences as well”.)